Some people don't realize they're bad drivers because they can't see the signs.
Cyberbilly
I once worked as a doorman at a swanky hotel. It was an entry level position.
Lexi Romano
I love how urban dictionary says "look up any word, like bootylicious"
If a tree falls in the forest but nobody is there to hear it, who chopped it down in the first place? Ghosts? Is this a haunted forest?
I'm not damaged goods, I'm damaged greats!
In Soviet Russia, space explores you!
Dottie Mabry
If God didn't want kids to keep their mouths shut, then he wouldn't have created glue sticks in the same shape as chap stick.