Bill gates is so rich, that he thinks he can buy poverty from Africa.
I think fire alarms should use the last of their battery to continue to monitor fire instead of getting all beepy!
If water continues to rise Wall Street may need another bail out.
Do Amish people do the acoustic slide?
Thanks for shopping! Would you like to donate $1 to cancer research or are you a giant monster?
Cyberbilly
A dyslexic poet writes inverse.
I try to pay attention but my checks usually bounce.