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If a special needs child walks into class late, is it still appropriate to call them "tardy"?
Some people support the Democratic Party, some support the Republican Party, and some support the Tea Party. I just support parties...period!
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Cyberbilly
I once complained that I had no shoes, until I met a man with no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he needed them or anything.
Facebook is in a relationship with the stock market and it's complicated.
"Rainssssssss!" - Zombie Meteorologist
Botox is amazing. You never age, yet you appear completely lifeless.
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Dottie Mabry
When in the presence of greatness, I am inspired to the heights of my mediocrity.
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