Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines!
Curiosity saw its shadow. Six more weeks of martian winter.
Greece have actually won 14 Olympic golds, but the medal table only shows the medals that haven't been melted down and sold as scrap.
When is it bad luck to have a black cat BEHIND you? When you're a mouse.
Austin Mulka
Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months!
Just ate a whole can of Pringles. I'm very disappointed. There were only three in the can and they were tennis ball flavored.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.