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Cyberbilly
Most friends with benefits have such high deductibles that you'll always be paying way too much out of pocket.
There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and...
When it comes to bug protection, you just can't beat "Off!".
You know what they say about big feet: clown.
Like if you are the sort of person who annoys their friends with "Like if" statuses!
Wait. I just checked my schedule. Actually, I do have time for your bulls*!t.
The differences that emerge in twins can be amazing. My precious daughter has so much more self-confidence than my fat, lazy, twit of a son.
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