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#2601
Cyberbilly
Most friends with benefits have such high deductibles that you'll always be paying way too much out of pocket.
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#2625
There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and...
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#2631
When it comes to bug protection, you just can't beat "Off!".
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#2647
You know what they say about big feet: clown.
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#2661
Like if you are the sort of person who annoys their friends with "Like if" statuses!
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#2670
Wait. I just checked my schedule. Actually, I do have time for your bulls*!t.
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#2680
The differences that emerge in twins can be amazing. My precious daughter has so much more self-confidence than my fat, lazy, twit of a son.
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