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Cyberbilly
It's only murder when they find a body. Up til then, it's just a missing person.
Why do we say "I'm on a bus" or "I'm on a play", but we say "I'm in a car?"
I cut my finger when changing the spark plugs on my car. This proves that it *is* possible to get blood out of a tune-up.
If a wheelchair athlete used WD-40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance?
Currently experiencing a willpower outage
My wife was admitted to the hospital last night. She's in the Expensive Care Unit.
To see a real 3D movie, watch a play.
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