Rick Astley HATES lent.
FREE TIBET (*with the purchase of another Tibet of equal, or lesser value.)
If you pronounce the first letter of an ethnicity like eye-talian, and aye-rab, there’s a good chance you’re eye-gnorant
Arguing politics is like trying to convince Jesus that God doesn't exist, then holding your breath and stomping your feet when he disagrees.
What's the dividing line between emo and grumpy? It is age or wardrobe?
Moms, you can't live with them and you can't be alive without them.
I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.