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I've recently stopped using products that are tested on animals. My dog hasn't had a meal in 2 days.
If Ray Parker, Jr. "ain't afraid of no ghost," then why does he recommend calling Ghostbusters the minute anything goes down?
Today is the more welcomed VD.
When are they going to come out with a Valentine’s Day condolence card? “Dear Valentine, I’m sorry I’m your Valentine.”
If Crunch Berries aren't considered fresh fruit I don't think this diet is going to work out.
Is horsepower really still the best measure we have for how good cars are?
President Obama to boost Alzheimer's research funding. Obama will also be boosting Alzheimer's research funding.
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