If you’re still writing 2011 on checks, try on line banking like the rest of the world.
Wanna know if you're poor? Check the drawers in the kitchen. If you find a ketchup packet you're poor.
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop it a line.
Karma is actually really nice you just have to get to know her.
Isn't saying this issue is "the sex issue" a little redundant, Cosmo?
Those of you who complain constantly about Facebook but never log off must be tons of fun at parties.
Why do all my Prince Charming's turn into Prince Charmins?