If a vampire bites a zombie, will it turn into a zombie or will the zombie turn into a vampire?
How am I supposed to work when there's so much internet?
I don't think that we should let kids listen to symphonies. There's too much Sax and Violins nowadays.
Facebook is like a bar stool. You kill more brain cells the longer that you are on it.
My kids have my wife's hair. The shower drain has mine.
If the image of a koala bear astronaut eating tacos in space doesn't make you smile, seek a therapist.
I’m still not convinced that Spotify wasn’t originally the working title of a tampon commercial.