Oh damn, we've had the baby monitor backwards all this time! No wonder my farts kept waking them up from across the house.
When eating to celebrate the holidays, remember that a waist is a terrible thing to mind.
I don't know what my credit score is but I'm pretty sure I'm losing.
I used to date a girl who would show them so much they should have been called her "publics".
Really glad I wasn't asked to give birth to Jesus. Then he would have been born in an unStable.
Justin
At one point in my childhood, I actually paid money for pieces of cardboard with pictures of pokemon on them. Now I spend money on stuff for my girlfriend that's not even mine. Anybody know where I can still buy those pokemon cards?
Hello friends sorry I have been quiet but my wife likes it that way!