I wonder how many seals escape being eaten by great white sharks because the sharks have mistaken them for surfers.
Somehow, when she dresses up like a witch one night a year, it's sexy. But when she's a witch every other day of the year... nothing.
I want to steal your phone and change my contact name to "Nature". Then, I'll call you.
"What if" statements can easily become regrets when looking back on the past. However, when looking ahead, they are pro-active and forward-thinking.
Seasickness usually comes in waves.
If Lindsay Lohan goes to jail she will be sequestered from the prison population because the judge doesn’t want them getting a contact high.
When the clock factory burned, there was some second hand smoke.