Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I have alzheimer's....hey I just met you.
"Jesus loves you" is a nice thing to hear in a church, but a terrifying thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
I just saw a guy get chased and taken down by 6 police cars translating to about 13 police officers. I guess he tried to explore a part of the city he hadn't unlocked yet.
Cyberbilly
No one ever reads the rules of Monopoly unless an argument breaks out.
Amigo
Those people who say "there is never a stupid question" Have never worked in Customer Service.
Thanks to me, you'll probably start seeing 'For Display Only' signs on the toilets at Home Depot.
Kid's Choice Awards are a great reminder why children aren't allowed to vote.