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I have a half brother....no seriously, he's a midget.
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
When the wife and I got married we vowed to uphold the Ten Commandments....She does 5 and I do the other 5.
When historians look back on the early 21st century, I suspect that none of the defining works will use the phrase "forward this if you".
If you have ear phones in & you're not tapping your feet or beating your leg-drum, I find it hard to believe you're even listening to music.
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Lori
why does a dog smell worse than a human? cause a dog has four armpits.
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So @NASA has found Tatooine; I wish they would find the planet that Jar Jar Binks is from so I can delete it from my sat nav.
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