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#990
I had a dream about Rick Moranis last night. It was probably his biggest starring role since "Honey I blew up the kid."
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#998
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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#1002
Investigators weren't sure how the victim was killed, but they did find traces of kindness at the scene.
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#1005
At the Fox News store, the customer is always right.
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#1007
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
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#1011
Ever visited the retirement home and wondered if you could IRON some of those folks' wrinkles out? Well, the short answer is "no, you can't"
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#1021
I am DTF! I love to fly. Haven't been on a plane in years! Mid flight I enjoy a nice GTL, gin, tonic and lime. What?
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