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#469
Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.
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#471
life is just a journey from womb to tomb...
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#498
"Jesus Chris" is what I'm wriing from now on. If he were to ever come back, I doub he'd want to see ANYHING that resembled a cross.
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#503
Firstly, Amy Winehouse is dead. Everyone is saying she's in the 27 club, but I beg to differ. She is in no way a Cobain/Morrison/Hendrix.
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#506
You can't make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it's no longer a mistake. It's a choice.
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#520
From now on everyone should start saying "No" when asked to be put on hold.
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#525
We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies but he hopes he'll never have to use it.
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