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I bet Lee Harvey Oswald always remembered where he was when Kennedy was shot.
Compassion is a deep desire to see others relieved of suffering; love is the other facet, a strong wish to see others happy.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Of all the properties of art, relevance may be the least relevant.
My line of affordable kitchenware is NOT produced in a sweatshop! From what I'm told those children are given PLENTY of anti-perspirant!
You never really miss a person, until you let them go.
Been trying to write what I know, but so far all I've got it "Karate" written over and over for 15 pages.
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