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I bet these kids eating Tide Pods don’t have skid marks in their underwear.
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I realized that at my income level "Wealth Management" really just means re-organizing the money in my wallet by denomination.
Here is an Easter on April 1st saving tip - don't waste time hiding the eggs and it will make the hunt more challenging.
If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.
With the advances SpaceX is making, the most unrealistic part of 'The Martian' is that its being led by NASA
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It's amazing how different the phrases "alcohol free" and "free alcohol" are.
The olympics is the only time when you hear "Great execution by North Korea" and it seems okay.
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