Mother mosquito: Hey kiddo, how was your first flight? kid mosquito: Great mom! Everyone was clapping for me.
Presidents’ Day is just another made up holiday to sell more presidents
If you're over 18 but under 21 and are arrested for drinking alcohol, you can be charged as an adult for being under aged.
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You know that it's going to be a long day at work when you have already been to all of your favorite websites for the day and there are still a few hours to go
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I'm celebrating Groundhog Day by repeating the same crappy day I had yesterday.
The jury is stil out on climate change, but we trust a Groundhog to predict the weather.
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I bet if there were little basketball hoops above every garbage can, littering would greatly decrease.