Xyuppi
I just realized that if we drink enough wine, the adult's table will become the kid's table.
Xyuppi
I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
Xyuppi
I hate using Drano. You're literally pouring $4.00 dollars down the drain.
The five stages of grief sound like Santa's terrible backup reindeer.
It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly
Baby gates are parents' way of saying "this area is locked until you’ve gained more experience."
Xyuppi
Christmas is truly a magical time. It's made all my money disappear!