Xyuppi
I'm beginning to think they invented the wireless mouse just so there was one less thing to use to hang yourself with at work.
If the Constitution gives us the right to bear arms; does that mean we have the right to have bare feet as well?
Hugh Hefner dead at age 91. With the amount of Viagra that guy must have been taking, good luck closing THAT casket lid.
Hugh Hefner lived so long his first wife was named "Mildred" and his last one was named "Crystal."
How much time has to pass before grave robbing is considered archaeology?
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. A solid 10, but also imaginary...
I had to call my dog long distance. Good thing I had rollover minutes!