Any pencil can be a number two pencil if you eat it.
In Moana, the chicken has to be told not to eat rocks. Also in Moana, The Rock has to be told not to eat the chicken.
I love those signs you see on telephone poles that say Work from home! Make easy money! Be your own boss and make your own hours! Which makes you wonder, if its so easy why is someone out there busting their butt hanging signs?
So apparently RSVP-ing to a wedding invite with "Maybe next time" wasn't the best response. Who knew?
Xyuppi
Never ask a prostitute what they'll do for a Klondike bar…
Xyuppi
The 5 second rule does not apply when you have a 2 second dog.
What do we want? Low flying airplane noises! When do we want it? NNNEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWW!