Xyuppi
If other employees are taking four fifteen minutes smoke breaks a day, I should most certainly be allowed a one hour nap time.
I really have to stop using this little microphone on my phone that types whatever you say as it keeps making mistakes punctuation point
If you run into someone you know and they say "we should hang out sometime", say "I'm ready to hang out now" and watch them panic.
Xyuppi
Not to brag or anything, but I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
Xyuppi
In case of fire, do not use the elevator. Use water...
Xyuppi
Last night, I fell asleep with one of those new e-cigarettes in my mouth. I woke up half an hour later & my whole apartment was on the internet.
Xyuppi
Having to cash in my State Quarter Collection's map for gas money is reaching a new low.