Every pretty girl has an ugly friend. If you don't have one then you must be the ugly friend.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
Sometimes I drink too many beers and my face high-fives the ground.
Why argue with somebody you like? When you can argue with somebody you love
Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in
I don't like it when people call me a dumb blonde. It get's on my pet peeves.
I love facebook. It's the only place I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot.