Why do we call it the Sun instead of a space heater?
Xyuppi
I can take care of my drunk friends, so the responsibility of having children doesn't worry me.
Now that there is no FBI director we can finally make copies of VHS tapes
Xyuppi
I'm never free but I'm available.
If someone found a legit way to make penises bigger, no one would believe them.
Last night I had a pillow fight using my memory foam pillow. It's a fight I'll never forget.
Florida
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes...