Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
It’s hard to trust humans; even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
I hear lots of doctors are prescribing medical marijuana for arthritis. Given that arthritis is "inflammation of the joints", it's fighting fire with fire!
What if the lightbulb had never been invented? How would we know when someone has a really good idea?
Bricks are just rocks that have been domesticated.
Egg salad is just another form of chicken salad.
techsimmons
I'm good at counting cards. I keep ending up with 52.