I snuck popcorn into the movie theater but they won’t let me use their microwave.
Xyuppi
"Memory foam pillow fights". That's one fight you'll never forget.
Jon
I don't care how much you like the soap. Never leave a public restroom smelling your fingers.
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they’re going to put you in one.
I bet Captain Crunch has some amazing abs.
Police officers are like spiders. I know they're useful to have around, but whenever I see one I get really nervous.
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents job.