Hearing anonymous callers talking about their regrets on national radio makes me feel a lot better about my life.
Old age is the only disease that people don't look forward to being cured of.
Dude listened to his wife for 5 seconds for a klondike bar, tough but worth it
Someone should stab you in the eye with a really hot french fry!
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stupid people make all of our lives harder
I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family… At least I think it does… Where are they?