The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
Florida
I'd like to go to Holland someday wooden shoe?
Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that
Xyuppi
It's such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared...
The best thing about telepathy is... I know, right!?
Def Leppard is the safest music to air drum to while driving because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.
The people who insist you say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" are just trying to Police Navidad.