I don't have to ask my kids to call me. I just change the Netflix password and then don't respond to their texts.
I Just used lotion on my hands and now I can’t get out of the bathroom. Send help!
I’m at the age where all my posts start with the phrase “I’m at the age where.”
If someone starts a sentence with “words can’t express,” brace yourself, because they’re about to give it a hell of a try anyways.
Xyuppi
Debate?.....isn't that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
I love how stars are billions of miles apart and we're like "that's a soup ladle".
Jon
I wonder if I could get a job as a babysitter if I referenced my Facebook group admin experience.