Cyberbilly
I always close my eyes when I kiss a woman. Experience tells me that if my eyes are open, I get a lot more pepper spray in them.
Cyberbilly
My blood hound was attacked by a crip hound.
Cyberbilly
OK. Who decided to call it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
I’m convinced that most Ikea employees are customers who didn’t know how to get out and just gave up.
Taxes are like a subscription to your country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.
Cyberbilly
We're not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers because they may be serial killers. However, serial killers often pick up and kill hitch-hikers. Therefore, has a serial killer ever picked up another serial killer and did they become best friends?
Cyberbilly
My doctor prescribed me some suppositories for my nausea. They’re not the best medicine in the world, but they’re right up there.