My greatest fear is that PMS is fake and this is my real personality.
In sign language, arthritis is a speech impediment.
The next time you're afraid to share an idea because you think it's stupid, remember that someone once suggested in a meeting that they make a movie about a tornado filled with sharks.
Xyuppi
I took a blood test today and got a B+. Any tips so that I can get an A next time?
Boss: "Thanks for the coffee. You know what'd go well with this?" Me: "The antidote?" Boss: "No, a donu...Wait, what?" Me: "Nothing"
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.
Cyberbilly
OK. Who's the genius that decided to call it "necrophilia" and not "sexual intercorpse."