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I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung G7 Note phones.
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Xyuppi
I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there...
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Xyuppi
Insomnia improves your math skills. You spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you "fall asleep right now".
Working on my 32 point plan to be more spontaneous. Any suggestions?
#16365
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Whenever you're feeling down and in the dumps, just remember...the rest of us have been feeling that way about you too!
Can we start calling walruses: Saber Tooth Seals?
It would be helpful to have the audience from “The Price is Right” around when I am making those critical life decisions.
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