Florida
Cops are allowed to tell women they have the right to remain silent, but when I do it I wind up with a fork in my leg.
Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed," many women still sleep with their husbands.
The entire purpose of a bayonet is to bring a knife to a gun fight.
If I owned a copy store I would only hire identical twins.
I'm so glad my face doesn’t have a progress bar that shows how long it takes me to understand what someone is saying.
My greatest fear is that PMS is fake and this is my real personality.
Do good masochists go to heaven, or hell?