Please don't say you just had a newborn baby. If you say you just had a baby, the newborn part is assumed. Nobody thinks you just pushed a 12 year old out of your crotch.
When I kill a spider or any type of bug I always think its family and friends are going to come after me for revenge.
Hahaha I like!! RT @ibonvon: "STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS"
If @ first u d0n't succeed, redefine success....
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
Wooaahhh my belly just spoke parseltongue o_O I think I should eat now