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#16304
You have my attention but it's already planning an escape.
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#16305
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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#16306
Xyuppi
The British Olympic team is going to dominate in Quidditch.
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#16308
I’m planning to adopt a dog soon, it wasn’t my first choice but my doctor told me I can’t have any biologically.
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#16309
Xyuppi
If the Olympics were more like the Hunger Games I think I might actually watch.
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#16310
Xyuppi
Random Fact of the Day: Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
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#16311
Florida
Thought I'd go back through and delete some of what I think are pretty idiotic status updates... Can I have your password?
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