“Don’t ask me again” is my favorite computer button that I wish was also a real life button.
Caterpillars have it made. They eat a lot, go to sleep, then wake up beautiful.
Florida
If I live to be 100, I'm gonna make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people. Like, I ate a pine cone, or drank olive oil every single day...
Xyuppi
I posted one little joke claiming to have won the lottery and Facebook finds me 1,347 new possible relatives.
BigD6201
This Pokemon Go crap is getting ridiculous. I just saw a fight breakout between the pokebloods and the pokecrips.
Xyuppi
Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast!
Xyuppi
Ironically "Chumbawamba" totally got knocked down and never got up again.