I'm thinking of investing in a fireworks company. I hear the market is booming!
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Marriage is a life sentence. Unlike prison however, the way to get out early is BAD behavior.
SEX won't make him love you. a BABY won't make him stay.
"I prefer a good cigar, and a bad woman."
will never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night again!