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I plan on teaching my kid about taxes at a very early age by eating 36% of his ice cream
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Xyuppi
I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
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Florida
So, does screaming at my son in Chuck E. Cheese because he won't share his game tokens with me make me an evil person? Hahaaa! Just kidding! I have no clue whose kid this is...
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Xyuppi
Just cut a tree just by looking at it. I saw it with my own eyes.
To understand paranoid people better, follow them around
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Xyuppi
I love watching The Simpsons. They never get old.
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Xyuppi
America and Britain are having a competition who can screw up themselves the most. Britain has the lead but America has a Trump card.
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