Xyuppi
Jews, Christians and Muslims have been fighting one another for centuries. Hindus, on the other hand, have no beef with anyone.
A plateau is the highest form of flattery
Xyuppi
Compare to Victoria' secret, what Starbucks charges for a cup isn't that bad.
Xyuppi
My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.
If you smoke weed before an eating contest, are you technically on performance enhancing drugs?
In video games, you gain XP from success. In real life, you gain XP from failure.
We need to start thinking what kind of world we're leaving to Keith Richards after we die.