Xyuppi
Despite the amazing features of Clark Kent as Superman, I think his greatest superpower was to convince everyone around him that he wasn't superman simply by wearing glasses. Well,. either that or Metropolis was a really stupid town.
Florida
I need a "previously on your life" recap for the things I didn't pay attention to, that turned out to be major plot turning points....
Florida
I feel so stupid for cashing in my retirement account early. But then, I always feel stupid using the Coinstar machine...
Xyuppi
When will my neighbor's dog ever get the hint that my leg just wants to be friends?
Florida
It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
Florida
"Thank God! They are finally taking these damn rubber bands off." -The last thing a lobster thinks.
Florida
Wal-mart closing 269 stores in 2016, putting 16 cashiers out of work