Putting a light in the refrigerator is God's way of telling us that it's okay to eat before going to bed.
Jon
I heard an ex got run down by a bus today. I thought "Wow, that could have been me!" But then, I can't drive a bus..
Xyuppi
Time heals all wounds...unless it's infected or gangrene or something then time makes it worse.
Xyuppi
I only change the kitty litter like once every two weeks but in my defense I don't have a cat
Xyuppi
I don't ever need to go sky diving or bungee jumping. Leaving a pizza in the oven while I make a quick run to Walgreens is about all the adrenaline rush I can handle.
Xyuppi
If you are going to run a red light, you better make sure the car in front of you has the same idea
Jon
battery=15% me=same