Jon
I like going into McDonald's and ordering an Egg McMuffin and a McChicken, just to see which one comes first.
I just saw a guy with a "Support Dyslexia" bumper sticker on the front of his car.
To giraffes, the smell of farts are nothing but a childhood memory.
Some of us are still “it” from a childhood game of tag.
Xyuppi
Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 7.
Xyuppi
drove past the drug rehab center today and was rather amused by the sign out front - "Keep off the grass".
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.