Jon
My insomnia is getting so bad that I can't even sleep at work.
All the guys from 'Pawn Stars' should compete on an episode of 'The Price is Right'
It's okay, Web MD. I don't really know what's wrong with me either.
Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.
The song "Take me out to the Ballgame" is sung almost exclusively by people who are already at a ballgame.
My dog acts like their entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
Sometimes I wonder if I could get away with murder, but then I remember I can’t even eat pancakes without getting syrup all over me.