I got an STD from a hipster. My doctor said he's never heard of it.
I survived the zombie apocalypse and all I got was this insatiable hunger.
Why does it sound like I have heard all these Gaga songs before. OH yeah.. I grew up with Madonna.
I may have schizophrenia, but at least I have each other.
The only source of knowledge is experience. - Albert Einstein
We're very sorry Mr. Bond, but it appears you have 213 sexually transmitted diseases, 18 of which are normally only found in sharks. We highly recommend you contact every woman you have been with in the last year.
Mother Earth must be getting senile...April showers are NOT supposed to bring May showers!