Xyuppi
Parking your new fancy car in 2 spots doesn't protect it. It makes it a target.
Xyuppi
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
Xyuppi
I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scan it…
Jon
Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again.
Xyuppi
Proactive is good for your skin but even better for letting you know which celebrities need money.
Cyberbilly
If you put Root Beer in a square glass do you get Beer?
MSJ
After looking at my brackets today, they should call it March Sadness...