Xyuppi
Picking your nose doesn't make you a bad person. .... but what you do with the booger will define you.
Xyuppi
Lets be honest Chuck Norris is an actor. If he were really good he would come to my house and smack my head on the keyboa<HG#+fgg'fgth$&%%{€
Xyuppi
Kiss me I'm Irish, put a little tongue in it, I'm French too
Xyuppi
This morning I had green oatmeal for St. Patrick’s Day! At least I hope it was for St. Patrick’s Day...
Xyuppi
Happy St. Patrick's day. Never iron a 4-leaf clover. You do not want to press your luck!
I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance. Is there something dirty about car insurance we should know about?
Xyuppi
Make Monday More Fun: Unplug the copier at work and put a sign on it that says “Now Voice Activated!” Sit back and watch the magic unfold..