Xyuppi
Every novel is a mystery, if you never finish it.
Xyuppi
I disagree with Kay's Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with alcohol of some sort than Kay.
Cyberbilly
Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90).
Xyuppi
This donut scented car freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
Xyuppi
I haven't owned a watch for I don't know how long.
How do people lift weights? My arms get exhausted after putting my hair in a ponytail.
I drive safer when there's food on my passenger seat than when there's a person sitting there.