My kids are crying while eating ice cream. It doesn't make sense. I think they're broken.
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Where have you been all my life? Please go back there.
If I had a dollar for every piece of useless trivia I know, I wouldn't have any money since the trivia is no longer useless if it can earn me money.
Cyberbilly
I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector last night.The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.