Xyuppi
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything.
Xyuppi
I hate people that take drugs, specially U.S. Customs and D.E.A.
Billboard is wrong. The hottest single of 2015 is me.
Cris
I hate it when people ask me "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?". I mean, seriously, I do not have 2020 vision!
Cris
Women seem to want security. At least that's what they yell whenever I approach them.
Cris
I've deleted enough stupid Facebook posts to realize I should never, ever get a tattoo.
Xyuppi
The only time I set the bar low is for "Limbo"